"Why couldn't you make me an architect? You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect."

"She asked for your number. I think she's going to get in touch with you."

"Okay, I'm telling you right now. If you're kidding around I'm not going to be able to be your friend anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that?"

"I've got no problem with that."

"Good, because if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game, we're finished."

"Expect a call."

"Oh my gosh, he's not kidding."

"Now I should tell you that at this point she's under the impression that you're a..."

"A what?"

"A marine biologist."

- Jerry and George, in "The Marine Biologist" Alright, I had to help him on this one, but he mostly did it himself. I had to help him put the last one on top and I had to hold the stack for the last two as well. But... WOW! I'm impressed. I emptied out all the canned goods to see how far he could go. Who knows, maybe he could be an architect, or just tell people he's an architect. For all you Seinfeld fans out there, you'll get the quote, it's right after Kramer is golfing and gets the golf ball stuck in the whale's blow hole.